Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Kelis: Girlfriend, You MUST Do Better!!!
DISCLAIMER: The following may appear to be hate, but it's not. It truly comes out of a place of concern for a fellow sister. It is important to remember that at some point in our lives we all fall down and can get back up, but sometimes we need a sisterfriend to pull us up. From the way the sister below has been looking, she must not have a friend to offer a Pull Up, so I am playing surrogate girl to let her know GIRLFRIEND, YOU MUST DO BETTER! (although we know that the likelihood of her reading this is slim to none, so I am wishing her the message). lol
Now, I have heard about women getting comfortable and falling off a little bit once they are in a long term committed relationship or married. But, DAMN!!! What in the HELL has happened to Kelis?!?! She is a beautiful girl naturally, but she has taken
Miggady Mess to the next level as of late. Check out Exhibits A - C.
Exhibit A
Now this is a crying shame. What was she thinking? First of all, unless your cup size is an "A", you MUST wear a bra. Women out here who know they need a bra but still let their
ninnies hang down low kill me. Kelis even suffers from a problem that many women do. Her left breast is bigger, thus a little droopier than the right one. She
DEFINITELY needs a bra. Sh*t like this is for when you and your man are in the house! And we won't even go into the fact that the leather corset in no way, form, or fashion goes with that necklace. Last, but not least, is girlfriend's hair. Why must her hair look like a clown wig without the rainbow colors? Now I am all for the natural, curly look. Lord knows in the summer that look gets a sista through. However, one must avoid the Tia and Tamara Mowry
Sister, Sister look at all costs (
for a refresher on what the twins used to look like go here). Not to mention, the bleached blonde on the top is screaming damaged. This is just a travesty and
girlfriend just must do better.
Exhibit B
Are those my Nana's Easter drapes?!?! What in the hell is Kelis wearing?!?! You can not tell me that sh*t does not look like somebody was trying to badly recreate a
Gordon Gartrelle (I know you remember that episode.) What is that green strap? Just too many questions! This look screams
I GOT THE MAN AND I JUST DON'T GIVE A F*CK ANYMORE. Once again,
girlfriend needs to do better.
Exhibit C
This is the most recent photo of the three and the least troubling. However, there is still a problem. This was taken at the
VH1 Big in '05 Awards (
and why was she there because her last hit was in '03, but I digress). Please cut it out with the corsets! And the skirt is just inappropriate and hoochie! She is a married woman now. No one is saying that she can't dress sexy anymore, but skank must now be reserved for the bedroom only. The necklace, handbag, and lipstick aren't
that bad. But, they would have looked much, much better with another outfit. Of course, I hate the hair, but it's still much better than some of the other looks that she has tried to pull off. Will someone get a stylist to help this
girlfriend do better?!?!
UPDATE: I am glad to know that I am not the only one,
check this out.
D- Said It@ ::
1:11 AM ::
7 Said Something About It
Say Something!
-------------------------------------
